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Mira Mami y Papi: The First Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mira Mami y Papi: The First Release.

The Real Mami Chula 

The sexiest woman you know. Usually of Venezuelan descent. She is super gorgeous, thick (in a good way, of course), a great cook, and is phenomenal in bed. Her coochie tastes

just like cookies and cream, mixed with cinnamon, brown sugar and stevia. It's so sweet, it'll turn you diabetic!

Also she a very sweet lady with a pretty smile, who has every man in her gym staring at her and has them panting like dogs.
Ut oh! The Real Mami Chula just arrived at the party. Girls, time to handcuff your men. Don't let your man make direct eye contact with her, or else u will lose him, especially if he sees her world famous tan lines.

Thick mami

Damnn, alicia is a thick mami!!
Thick mami by pr3ttybo1 January 27, 2019

Tvoja mami 

A verb every person must search up on google translate and translate it into Slovene. It is something your enemies will use against you. Be very careful.
"Tvoja mami was here tonight. It was pleasing."
"According to my relations with tvoja mami, i have more power here."
Tvoja mami by Proffesor Dumplinigus November 20, 2021

thicc mami 

someone who could literally crush you with their thighs
Loba is such a thicc mami
thicc mami by howdypal March 16, 2021

trap mami 

a bitch w gold hoops, drives a benz, smokes backwoods and is on some trill shit nigga dad hat for life
"That gurl we was smokin with she my trap mami"