Malxor 

An iFunny user dedicated to saving baby’s and america from pedophiles, Jews, Ect. Former/current members of edelweiss and the goon squad

Malxor sure is based for saving me from those pedophiles and Jews -a baby probably

Malxor by Malxor May 10, 2022

malörtion 

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

malörtion by picc285 April 14, 2019

malformoid 

a creature that has voluntarily given up its humanity to live as a social reject and a leftist

The CHAZ was the first successful state run by malformoids. of course within a week they had killed 2 teenagers and had to cede power to the US government

malformoid by Gray_Grimbus December 12, 2022

Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.

I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status

Mallory-Status by everysinglemanintheworld May 9, 2011

malgorath

A person who puts tomato slices into glasses of water at public restaurant.

Scotty went full Malgorath when he put the tomato slice from his hamburger into his glass of water at Fat Bottom Bettys.

malgorath by Dcisky April 17, 2017

Malloree 

Malloree is the type of girl you find attractive even when your eyes are closed. Her personality is that of no one you have ever met. So sweet, caring, thoughtful, and generous. She talks so much, but never too much for you to listen to. You always want to hear what she has to say because in the end, it isn't what she says it's how she says it. A voice so subtle, so pleasing to hear. She makes everyone smile. She's goofy and oh does she get on your nerves at times. At the end of the day you still find yourself head over heels in love with this girl. The struggle may have been real but she always seems to be in the back of your mind. She is someone you could never forget, someone that's hard to go days without, someone you want to keep and cherish for an eternity. Malloree is beautiful. You can't imagine what your life was like before she was in it. She's one of a kind. Hold on to a Malloree.

mallory love funny sweet malloree

Malloree by Jamcd March 5, 2014

Malort 

Formally known as Jeppson's Malört Liquer. A vile adult beverage, usually consumed unfortunately, generally as a punishment. Drank as a shot, sometimes frozen, or used in some sort of fucked up white trash horror movie style drinking game. Tasting notes: Driving through Gary Indiana with your mouth open and head out the window. Overall opinion: This liquor belongs in one place and that is in the mouth of your enemys.

Jesus Christ, not another fucking shot of Malort. That is the most vile fucking shit I have ever tasted. I would rather suck-start a fucking shotgun than drink this shit again.

Malort by I hate Malort September 26, 2020