malgorath

A person who puts tomato slices into glasses of water at public restaurant.

Scotty went full Malgorath when he put the tomato slice from his hamburger into his glass of water at Fat Bottom Bettys.

malgorath by Dcisky April 17, 2017

malgorzata 

Wild thing, beautiful, smart and crrrrrrazy. Pretends to know how to sing and dance, but so cute doing it. She's very loyal and honest, and the silliest kid ever.

"Malgorzata is my polish friend"

malgorzata by massive-g February 10, 2017

Cole MacGrath 

A conduit with more humanity than any person on Earth.

"Then Zeke said to Cole MacGrath in his coffin: 'I love you brother, and I'm sure gonna miss you.'"

Cole MacGrath by _AshingDebriz July 7, 2020

Malabrathum 

A slang word encompassing any halloween costume that resembles a plant (Ex. Cacti, tree, ghillie suit, etc.). This trend started after some memes went viral involving the actual Malabrathum plant being worn as a costume.

Dude, sick Malabrathum costume!

Malabrathum by TSWIZZ-1738 October 14, 2016

Magrathea 

(Excerpt from The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Page 634784, Section 5a, Entry: Magrathea)

Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free.

Mighty starships plied their way between exotic suns, seeking adventure and reward amongst the furthest reaches of Galactic space. In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before - and thus was the Empire forged. Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor - at least no one worth speaking of. And for all the richest and most successful merchants life inevitably became rather dull and niggly, and they began to imagine that this was therefore the fault of the worlds they'd settled on - none of them was entirely satisfactory: either the climate wasn't quite right in the later part of the afternoon, or the day was half an hour too long, or the sea was exactly the wrong shade of pink.

And thus were created the conditions for a staggering new form of specialist industry: custom-made luxury planet building. The home of this industry was the planet Magrathea, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect.

But so successful was this venture that Magrathea itself soon became the richest planet of all time and the rest of the Galaxy was reduced to abject poverty. And so the system broke down, the Empire collapsed, and a long sullen silence settled over a billion worlds, disturbed only by the pen scratchings of scholars as they laboured into the night over smug little treaties on the value of a planned political economy.

Magrathea itself disappeared and its memory soon passed into the obscurity of legend.

In these enlightened days of course, no one believes a word of it.

I bought my planet from Magrathea.

Magrathea by Mercury Scythe January 10, 2005

cole macgrath 

That one guy you will never notice until he does something huge.

Cole Macgrath? Doesn't ring a bell.

cole macgrath by THE-B-Man February 18, 2017

malgorzata 

Mother of Poland. Always gets Darius. True love<3333

OMG Malgorzata lick me so hard!!!

#Malgorzata #Love #FuckMe

malgorzata by Darius<3 March 7, 2017