Malquiburn 

is a sweet,funny,caring,lovable,cute,athletic,cool,shy,tan guy who is very open to his close friends but shy around girls he likes.

guy 1: hey malquiburn! what you up to?
malquiburn: oh, nothing.
guy 1: are you thinking of girl 1?
maquiburn: no what made you think that?
guy 1: because you are staring at her? you like her don't you?!
malquiburn: maybe.
guy 1:i heard she likes you.
malquiburn: i know that.
guy 1: then go ask he out!
malquiburn: i'm too shy to ask her.
guy 1: come on your the perfect package. a little shy but your GREAT for her!
malquiburn: no man i can't.
guy 1: what ever. your lost. see you later.
malquiburn: bye.

Malquiburn by agent juciy March 6, 2011

malquicure 

(adj.) mal-KAY-cur

You know something is bad for you, but you do it anyways.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Malus qui curat" or "bad but who cares"

Doctor: Have you been trying to fix your drinking problem?
Bill: I tried, but whenever the guys and me go to the bar, I just can't help myself. It's malquicure.

malquicure by Zanach June 26, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004