malquicure

(adj.) mal-KAY-cur

You know something is bad for you, but you do it anyways.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Malus qui curat" or "bad but who cares"

Doctor: Have you been trying to fix your drinking problem?
Bill: I tried, but whenever the guys and me go to the bar, I just can't help myself. It's malquicure.

malquicure by Zanach June 26, 2012

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Mallicure

A tacky French manicure with thick white tips and/or any other trying-to-be-classy-but-painfully-missing-the-mark nail look. Name comes from nail salons at malls specializing in such manicures. Frequently seen on teenagers and soccer moms who think they're being sophisticated.

"Eww, look at the mallicure on that girl--she paid $60 for fake acrylic nails with decals. Gross."

Mallicure by Babog_the_cat March 31, 2015

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malquicure • Mallicure • Malquiburn

Malquiburn

is a sweet,funny,caring,lovable,cute,athletic,cool,shy,tan guy who is very open to his close friends but shy around girls he likes.

guy 1: hey malquiburn! what you up to?
malquiburn: oh, nothing.
guy 1: are you thinking of girl 1?
maquiburn: no what made you think that?
guy 1: because you are staring at her? you like her don't you?!
malquiburn: maybe.
guy 1:i heard she likes you.
malquiburn: i know that.
guy 1: then go ask he out!
malquiburn: i'm too shy to ask her.
guy 1: come on your the perfect package. a little shy but your GREAT for her!
malquiburn: no man i can't.
guy 1: what ever. your lost. see you later.
malquiburn: bye.

Malquiburn by agent juciy March 6, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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