Maleakage

n. An unpleasant situation comprised of two components; 1.)
A colleague has shit their pants to a noticable degree (verified
through sight and smell) and 2.) the colleague continues their day as though nothing has happened

Tommy had some serious maleakage yesterday... he just wouldn't admit to sharting himself even after we saw the stain

by guywhoworkstoomuch August 31, 2010

maleavage

Male cleavage, often characterized by deep-v neck shirts or excessive unbottoning of shirts

Dude, that guy has way too much maleavage. I did not need to see that much chest hair.

by JFH & KSK May 5, 2008

malparkage

Parking badly
Parking in a place where it does not belong.

"My neighbourhood is full of malparkage."

by Kris H. December 10, 2003

maleavage

(noun) Male cleavage, often caused by v-neck t-shirt or an unbuttoned shirt.

Last week Kelsey and me were at this concert and saw the worst maleavage ever. Not only was the guy in a magenta deep-v, but there was chest hair all over the place. Eww.

by JFH & KSK July 27, 2008

Malakapee

An insult to elder Hmong individuals, especially in a drunken state, at a funeral

You are a malakapee

by GLstudios July 15, 2021

mleavage

Man-cleavage. It occurs when a heavy-set man has his man-boobs pressed together.

Dude, when Tiny leaned over the table his mleavage splilled out of his shirt, damn.

That's some hairy mleavage ya' got there!

by Billy Diesel May 1, 2008

maliapage

a term which means, "cute" or a state of always looking good.

Man, that girl is so maliapage! I'd love to get with that.

by secret admirer June 23, 2004