(noun) Malecleavage, often caused by v-neck t-shirt or an unbuttoned shirt.
Last week Kelsey and me were at this concert and saw the worst maleavage ever. Not only was the guy in a magenta deep-v, but there was chest hair all over the place. Eww.
n. An unpleasant situation comprised of two components; 1.)
A colleague has shit their pants to a noticable degree (verified
through sight and smell) and 2.) the colleague continues their day as though nothing has happened
Tommy had some serious maleakage yesterday... he just wouldn't admit to sharting himself even after we saw the stain
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"