male tears 

Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.

Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.

Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?

Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!

male tears by MxR August 19, 2014

Male tears 

It means sperm, according to some men. Men whose testicles are hanging under each eye. That's sad.

"I'm fed up of my male tears..."
"I'm so sorry for you. When do you have surgery ?"

Male tears by Dozntmatr July 16, 2018

Male Tears 

A man's sperm.

" Last night I spread my male tears all over Jennifer's face, after she gave me an around the world and head."

Male Tears by Blight Hatred September 6, 2014

male tears 

Euphemism for semen, come, jizz, ejaculate, etc.

When she bent over in those yoga pants, I could not contain my male tears.

male tears by Webb Davis September 6, 2014

male tears 

What self proclaimed "sluts" call semen.

"Forever bathing in your male tears!"

male tears by Not Gus Fring September 21, 2014

Male Tears 

1. Guys acting like they encounter sexism in an inherently patriarchal community.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.

Susan: I found an article stating that toxic masculinity is bad for the community.
Melanie: Prepare for "Male Tears"

Male Tears by frito1 January 17, 2019

Male tears 

The tears of men

He shed male tears because he was emotionally upset

Male tears by Literal truth May 24, 2017