Male Plant

Male Plant (UK Slang): A cannabis plant that growers want to avoid because it pollinates female plants, resulting in lower yields and a crop full of seeds. Just like many other organisms on Earth, cannabis plants have sexes—male and female—and it’s not a form of plant sexism, just nature’s way. When buying seeds, always choose feminized seeds from reputable sources and avoid mixing plants from different growers, as a single male plant can ruin your entire crop. Otherwise, you risk wasting time, money, effort… and your liberty.

Frank: Lee bruv, you never guessed what happened the other day bruv. Chris, you know, Kidnapper Chris, right? He sold a male plant to Fred for next to nothing, but turns out, Fred mixed it with his own crop, and his whole yield was ruined! LOL. Bruv.

Lee: No way! Fred must have gone proper mental buv LOL!

Frank: He went straight over and gave Chriss a proper kicking and jumped all over his chest. LOL bruv.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025