Makin' Pork Chops

Refusing to socialize, preferring instead to go home and masturbate.

He said he doesn't feel like coming out. He's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops.

"Why didn't Chris come out tonight?"
"I dunno, he's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops!"

by Moose-a-loop November 06, 2011