A girl so tall, you can't look her in the eyes, unless you show kindness, clean up after yourself, ask if you can get her anything on your way to the store, and make sure she cums first, otherwise she will get you banned from all Hooter's restaurant chains and ask "Who is this?" when you text her.
After years of pretending to be single when frequenting Hooters, he thought he had a bottom bitch, but found out he was blessed to be with a Dirty Makeeta. But it was too late, because she done kicked his ass out, because why? She's a Dirty Makeeta.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.