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This sexual act involves a male, following a blowjob ,ejaculating all over his female companions face then, whilst she is temporarily blinded the guy throw a pre-hidden stash of pube trimmings on his unsuspecting victums face. The male then sits back and watch his friend do the funky monkey dance as she wipes crab-forest from her eyes
Quote 1:Hey man shoulda seen me get Brenda with this sweet Maitland Monkey last night. Got that bitch good.

Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.
by Ando2 February 23, 2010
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