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Maia and Josh 

Maia is a smart, attractive girl that always catches Josh's attention just by walking into a room. Josh is also very smart but sort of introverted but wishes he could show Maia that they are meant to be together. But he is so shy that he doesn't know how to talk to her sometimes because he is afraid she will ignore him. Other people think they make for a cute couple but Maia thinks of Josh as sort of different. All the other guys she has dated have abused there power as her boyfriend treating her like they are better than her and she is just there to hold the title that position bestows on her, and josh wants to treat her like a princess and show her what it feels like to be in a real relationship. Josh matches the type of people Maia likes to date but for some reason there's something missing. Josh often feels like he is just standing there staring at Maia, reaching his hand out trying to get her to take his hand to show her a beautiful place through a magical door and she walks by without even noticing him, making a bee line straight for someone who is wearing a mask, ready at a moments notice to peel it off and dump her like garbage. Ask Jackson E.
Maia and Josh are a perfect couple.
Wow, Josh is so lucky to be dating someone as hot as Maia.
Maia must be proud to have a man as muscular and caring as Josh.
Maia and Josh are partners in their advanced science class.
Josh and Maia would make such a better couple than Lawton or Mikell.
Maia and Josh by Finnanutt January 23, 2018
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026