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mahtomedi 

Mahtomedi is a small town in Minnesota. It is located on a lake where everyone has boats and just another place to party. Where everyone is pretty much loaded and live in huge houses. Teens party in fields of their friends houses. Parents all know and dont care too much that we all go drinking because good chance they did it when they were younger and lived here.
if you live in mahtomedi going to the high bridge, fairy falls, the boomsite or anyones field is a normal place to have a party.
mahtomedi by maht July 28, 2008
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mahtomedi middle school 

Mahtomedi middle school is a shithole prison for 6.5 hours everyday. Mahtomedi middle school is in Minnesota and the vice principal is the WORST. Used to describe a hell-like or a bummer situation.
Ugh! There is such a long line! It is such a Mahtomedi Middle School.

myhomedish it 

When you don't feel like cooking or ordering from restaurants, so you order food from your neighbors on MyHomeDish.
Billy: Dude I'm so hungry but I'm feeling lazy

Bart: Dude let's get dominos
Billy: Nah bro, lets myhomedish it; I heard they got dank pizza
myhomedish it by PestoPete March 14, 2021

Mahomesian 

adj; referring to any and everything in the manner of NFL Quarterback Patrick Mahomes

Typically ridiculously good as well as impressive
The way that (insert player) played today was, dare I say, Mahomesian.

The lawyer's hail mary attempt to convict were, dare I say, Mahomesian.

It must have taken a Mahomesian effort to get laid after you drunkenly called that broad the wrong name, dare I say...

Remy Mahomesianly orchestrated Gusteau's kitchen, crafting the, dare I say, perfect meal to critic Anton Ego in the famous Disney classic Ratatouille.

After a long night of drinking, my shaft rose Mahomesianly to get the job done.

I was laying paralyzed in the hospital, when the nurse's sponge bath inspired a Mahomesian sized erection, the likes of which she had never seen.
Mahomesian by Droppingdimes123 September 28, 2020

Macromedia

Adobe's eventual hoal is to take over the world. Start with Macromedia, the folks who have kept Flash going forfuckingever!
Macromedia by Vampyrium December 9, 2008
When your chances are thinning, yet you somehow break free and beat the odds. Like KC Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes when he passes the ball despite the pocket closing in and almost getting sacked, scoring yet another touchdown!
“You just got Mahomed!”

“I Mahomed my way out of that situation!”
Mahomed by Kapailliwaiigrl January 30, 2020

macromedia

A random software company who has made the best online utilities, but it made Dreamweaver and should be killed for that.
Guy 1 "Ever heard of Macromedia",
Guy 2 "No, Sounds untrusty",
Guy 1 "It is"
macromedia by Astano June 24, 2008