Magical Poll Land

A spam guild on the forum community Gaiaonline which provides guild members with endless polls through which they may gain the hypothetical currency of Gaia Gold.
It has the highest number of members of any Gaia guild and as such holds great power, may be a place of great drama and has a very complex and highly entertaining social system. It also has its own sort of religion, which involves the hailing of the creator Myspoonistoobig as a God. Not all members subscribe to this particlar aspect, though.

"I can be a pollwhore in Magical Poll Land and no-one's going to complain"

Magical Poll Land by 0.Meg August 21, 2006

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Magical Poll Land

The awesomest place on GaiaOnline.

A: Hey, I'm bored.
B: Let's head to Magical Poll Land!
B: Yeah!

Magical Poll Land by Shakim B. January 1, 2009

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Magical Poll Land

The 2nd most popular guild on Gaia Online. Known for lacking a significant number of competent mods, bandwagons, drama, and arrogant regulars who will all gang up on and flame the shit out of any user who attempts to speak his or her opinion, or gets into a fight with someone with a higher rank on the social hierarchy.

Is less fun than it used to be, filled to the brim with quest threads, and has been infested with furfags, newfags and regular fags.

I can be a retarded in Magical Poll Land and everybody will shit on me for it, even though they're just as retarded!

Magical Poll Land by Addison R. February 4, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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