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magic conch

Originally from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, it was used in CS. It is an all knowing power source which few can handle. Ask any question, and you shal get the awsner. Frequently used by Wock and Doffy for all their cs needs.
Doffy : What should we do this round?
Magic Conch: Nothing
Doffy: The shell has spoken, allallalllalalaallalalallaalla.
magic conch by Arthur October 17, 2004
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Magic conch

between a woman’s legs, her vagina.
He wants a piece of this magic conch !!
Magic conch by tko2jks September 28, 2019

magic conch

This isn't from the SpongeBob Square Pants movie, read "Lord of the Flies" sometime guys.

The Magic Conch was like an Indian Feather, the holder of the feather was the one who "had the floor", and was the only one who was suppose to speak.
Ralph has the Magic Conch, it's his turn to Speak.
magic conch by Zephaniah August 14, 2007

Magic Conch Shell

One does not simply define the Magic Conch Shell. It defines you.
Magic Conch Shell, can I define you?
-No.
Magic Conch Shell by CameronBri April 30, 2014

Magic Conch (Sex Position) 

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.
Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".
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