Magic cards

Men's contraceptive pill.

Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."

Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."

"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."

by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021

Magic Card

A credit card stolen from parents.

"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"

by Tyme February 19, 2013

Magic Cards

Something similar to Pokemon losers play at practically all schools. What they do is just trade cards and stuff.

Kid 1: Are they playing poker?
Kid 2: No, they are in the Magic Card Club and are playing with magic cards!

by Anonymous March 12, 2004

magic card

fake ID card used by underage kids

hey man can I hold $100 to get a magic card made so that I can get into the club tonight?

by TushiGizzle April 06, 2006