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Magic Leaf 

The magic leaf IS real fat bald Matt. And so is the key to the mirror prison fat bald Matt. And it exists around the neck of every single person who knows who I am.
Hym "Hey, I would say that the magic leaf IS, IN FACT, REAL. You can TELL someone they need to be more confident and it won't make them more confident. A person can KNOW that they need to be more confident and still not be more confident. People can have material success and still lack the commensurate confidence. BUUUUT... If I can imbue a leaf with meaning... And that leaf increases your level of confidence... Then the leaf IS, IN FACT, magic. Even if you no longer need the leaf after you drain the meaning out of it. It's like a consumable. That's actually a recurring theme of the 'Tales' series. In it, there are herbs you can pick up that grant permanent stat boosts. This is the phenomenon the snake oil salesmen exploit and is the theory behind my absolute favorite spell: ESSENCE LOAN. People use more or less of it (Andrew, Alex, Chris, Destiny, Drew (and now TJ and he might be tied with Chris) in that order) and that is why all of the games and shows are so potent. So... Yeah. I'm not doing what Sam is doing and just attributing meaning to things completely arbitrarily for instrumental use."

Hym Iam used Solarbeam...
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Magic Leaf by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic Burger

A Bob's Burgers burger, flavored with bay leaf
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic Burger, you should try it!"

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026