Madong Wootentong

A grotesquely hairy, and often times, quite smelly foreign female reproductive cave that gives off a smell of ancient rotting cheese that's been dug up in the constipated ass of a dead woolly mammoth

Guy 1: Hey ma - holy shit! Why does your breath stink like fuck?!

Guy 2: .. Remember the girl from the bar last night? Well, she had a Madong Wootentong..

by Regina George Carmichael August 21, 2011