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Madison D. 

A perfect, beautiful, marvelous girl. Anyone who knows her is privileged beyond belief. She's perfect in every single way. She brightens everyone's day, and is the strongest person I know. Sometimes she doesn't believe in herself, but she should, because she's magnificent. I'm so lucky to have met her, because she's always there for me when I need her, and I can trust her with my life. I just can't believe that she would let me into hers. I have not done anything to deserve a beautiful, kind person like her.
I wish that a girl like Madison D. loved me, she is beautiful and super kind to everyone.
Madison D. by SSquad January 26, 2019
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Madison D 

If you know a Madison with a D as her first letter of her last name, you are very lucky. Madison is one of the most talented, artistic and smartest girl you’ll ever meet. She is quiet but a loving girl. Although, she is not adventurous, she is very good at school but don’t take advantage of her or you’ll regret it. She is not one of girls you wanna mess with at ALL.
Madison does not play and is really good in school.
Madison D by yessir kiddos February 18, 2021
v. To get so pissed off at something you did wrong, you kick a chair and break a toe (or two)

It is coined after, Philadelphia Phillies relief pitcher Ryan Madson kicked a chair after allowing the tying runs to score in one of his outings during the 2010 MLB Regular Season.

Note: if a chair isn't available, a wall or any hard surface will do.
After failing the test, Bobby was so pissed he Madson'd himself and broke his big toe.

After blowing the save in two consecutive nights, Dan Madson'd himself and was out for the next two to three months with a broken toe.
Madson'd by B3mac995 July 17, 2010
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