made in chelsea 

Made in Chelsea is a so called 'reality' television show on E4, following the

lives of a group of cocktail-sipping, wealthy young socialites in London. It's

had six seasons, and succeeds in making its viewers feel shit about their

average lives in every single one. It somehow manages to make London look warm

and sunny in every episode, like it's L.A rather than dreary England. The cast

frequently sleep with one another, which is essentially what every plot line

consists of, and they spend most of their time slumping around exclusive night

clubs and speaking in ridiculous accents that don't exist in real life.

"Watched Made In Chelsea last night, Spencer and Louise slept together!"
"Wait, didn't that happen the week before?"
"It happens every week dude."

made in chelsea by Mebulapo February 3, 2014

made in chelsea 

A British reality television series about the lives of a group of young, wealthy men and women who make us Brits look like a bunch of posh, arrogant fools with their ‘expensive’ clothing and 100 pounds of makeup. A bit like TOWIE but more depressing.

This show has no real storyline, but if you’re interested in the same repetitive bs such as who’s cheated on who (like anyone gives a shit) as well as loads of other overly exaggerated relationship drama, you’ll love this show.

“DiD u WaTcH mAdE iN cHeLsEa LaSt NiGhT?!?!?!?!”
“No, why what happened?”
“LoUiSe SlEpT wItH jAmIe!!”

“....so same as every other episode?”
“....yep pretty much”

made in chelsea by SaltySpoon178 February 2, 2019

made in chelsea 

A crap reality television shows that airs on E4 in the United Kingdom on monday night and is centered around a bunch of young upper-class twits who've never worked a day in their lives.

Jeremy: As part of our new Labour policy we shall either abolish Made in Chelsea or put them against a wall and well you know the rest.

made in chelsea by MidlandsJim November 20, 2016

Made in Chelsea 

A load of complete and utter shite, dressed up as a 'reality' television show. It focuses on the lives of posh twats who are constantly getting off with one another. This is the main theme of the show, nothing else actually happens and most of the actors are orange in colour.

Harry Andrew-Charlieson: "Did you watch Made in Chelsea last night?"
Dave: "nah mate, I've got better things to do than watch posh, vacuous twats, getting off and cheating with one another".

Made in Chelsea by Straight In, No Kissing! June 1, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019