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maddy day 

They tend to go out with people named Ryan. she also has the biggest tits ever
"Will you go out with me" Ryan asked

"yeah sure we can fuck later if you want" said Maddy Day
" that would be great" said Ryan
maddy day by Lachie_m9 August 21, 2016

National Maddy day 

National Maddy day is June 10th, on this day, we celebrate all Maddys around the world, they are allowed the queen treatment and should be bowed upon.
Guys did you hear, it’s National Maddy day!
National Maddy day by skippy11 June 10, 2020

National Maddy Day 

December 10th, Maddy’s all around the world shall be celebrated and thanked for their existence.
Emma: Maddy you suck!
Ray: Hey! It’s National Maddy day, don’t say that!

Saint Maddy's Day

A day held in honor of all the saintly Mormon girls who are perfect and you can never catch them doing anything wrong. Saint Maddy was the original perfect Mormon girl, and her feast day is June 28, 2012, which is celebrated at Kinders' restaurants worldwide.
All bow to Saint Maddy, because it is Saint Maddy's Day.

National Ask Maddy Out Day 

On November 19th, you must ask maddy out right now. please shes lonely :(
hey maddy, its national ask maddy out day! wanna go out?

yes

Muddy Day 

when the whole day you constantly need to go to the restroom and have explosive diarreah
Person 1: Hey John, i am having such a Muddy day.
Person 2: haha i hate that shit
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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