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evil rhino who goes around creating vortexes of sqirrell killing hitler maddness 

(this word) is cool!

midnight maddness

It is best to avoid "midnight maddness" for it is the act upon a preferably sleeping person late at night where there are pranks of horrible unspeakable maddness. could be anything from writing on them, to super glue there hand to there balls.

(maddness is spelled incorectly for TradeMark reasons)
TTH

(TTH is also Trademarked so dont fucking use it unless i say so)
Me- Hey guys, gavin is out, lets midnight maddness on his back.
scotty- Thats tight huh!
midnight maddness by Nicknolty2 July 27, 2009

Madness Combat 

A very violent and cool flash series made by Krinkles
Madness Combat is way better than the Clock Crew.
Madness Combat by Jebus of Madness December 9, 2008

Leafer Madness 

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams
I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!
Leafer Madness by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

menses madness

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.
Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.
menses madness by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012

Madness Combat 

An action flash animation series made by Krinkels. The series takes place in Nevada with the protagonist Hank J. Wimbleton and the Deuteragonists Sanford and Deimos The first Madness Combat was supposed to be a small animation by Krinkels to show what he can do. Fans liked the animation really much, and so came Madness Combat 2.

By the time I'm writing this, We're still waiting for Madness Combat 12.
Madness Combat 12 will come out when Half Life 3 comes out.
Madness Combat by gr0ndz. March 21, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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