Madame Hooch

Any male genitalia that can fly. This includes but is not limited to figures of speech, virtual penis monsters, and dong copters.
Guy: Hey my dick was flying last night!
Girl: Yeah it was a real madame hooch!
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madam hooch

someone who is too retarded to play quidditch, and is therefore the ref.
nick, your sooch a madam hooch.
by Daniel and Erik August 05, 2007
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