Madame Hooch

Any male genitalia that can fly. This includes but is not limited to figures of speech, virtual penis monsters, and dong copters.

Guy: Hey my dick was flying last night!
Girl: Yeah it was a real madame hooch!

by JesusRoboRaptorTron-o-matic 69 July 7, 2009

madam hooch

someone who is too retarded to play quidditch, and is therefore the ref.

nick, your sooch a madam hooch.

by Daniel and Erik August 6, 2007