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MacGyver'd

When you make something out of everyday objects, like MacGyver.
Brad and Jenna forgot a condom.

Bran MacGyver'd up one out of a sandwitch baggie and some Zip-Ties.
by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 14, 2007
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MacGyver'd-it

Rigging something moderately important and seemingly complicated in a pinch with a few simple items on hand......

Usually to complete a in progress task that otherwise couldn't be completed at that time.
The fuse to the starter relay blew out on the boat so Peckahead MacGyver'd-it by pulling out the burnt fuse wrapping it in aluminum foil and re inserting it to complete the circuit and the start the boat.
by "G" October 5, 2022
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German MacGyver Dance

A Instrumental Version of The German Song “Pooh Bear Dance”.

A YTP Deutsch Video Contains Bob Shumway Dancing And Doing His Hips Move And His Arms Move To The Song.
Bob Shumway does the German MacGyver Dance!
by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018
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Douche MacGyver

A word used to describe a douche-like person, who also looks like he regularly watches Macgyver
Person 1 "That guy over there who's breaking the veinding machine is a douche MacGyver."

Person 2 "Actually, he's not breaking the vending machine, he's raping it."

Person 1 "How the hell do you rape a vending machine?"

Person 2 "The coin slot"
by MikeB30 December 14, 2008
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Dirty Macgyver

A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below
Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom

"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
by Pussyliquer November 4, 2017
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Macgyver

Someone who can jump-start a truck with a cactus.
by Yul August 20, 2003
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macgyvered

To use the seemingly useless trinkets and objects in your close vicinity together to accomplish an otherwise impossible task.
So I took my shoelaces, tied them together, lassoed the gas petal (with a paperclip), slid a wrench down it (to change the direction of force), threaded it through the steering wheel, and attached it to the door handle, so when I opened the car door and jumped out, the force from opening the door would cause the car to let on the gas and drive towards the men with the bazookas, letting me escape.”
by Mark Hoye July 8, 2005
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