MacGyver Bag

A bag carried for the purposes of carrying gadgets and survival equipment. It's pretty much essential that it has a small pocket somewhere in which to hide a paperclip, the MacGyver-man's tool of last resort.

It's not a manbag, it's a MacGyver bag

by macgyverforlife May 30, 2011

MacGyverbate

Pleasuring oneself using random household objects not typically incorporated in standard masturbation

The batteries in my fleshlight were dead, and I was fresh out of Jergens, so I busted open a can of biscuits and MacGyverbated.

by Prestoned October 3, 2012

MacGyverbation

That act of masturbating with tools put together like MacGyver. This would include, but not limited to, a faux vagina or faux phallus.

Filling a shoe box with packing peanuts and cutting a hole to the side and lining the hole with bologna and heating up shampoo/conditioner in the microwave and applying to the bologna lined hole. The true MacGyverbation

by scarysnowmanofFJ June 5, 2011

Macgyverbate

To use materials available that you wouldn't normally think of as masturbation aides

I had to rub one out quick so I had to Macgyverbate with a crescent wrench!

by 1970 ink slinger March 9, 2016