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MacGyverbation

That act of masturbating with tools put together like MacGyver. This would include, but not limited to, a faux vagina or faux phallus.
Filling a shoe box with packing peanuts and cutting a hole to the side and lining the hole with bologna and heating up shampoo/conditioner in the microwave and applying to the bologna lined hole. The true MacGyverbation
by scarysnowmanofFJ June 5, 2011
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MacGyverbate

Pleasuring oneself using random household objects not typically incorporated in standard masturbation
The batteries in my fleshlight were dead, and I was fresh out of Jergens, so I busted open a can of biscuits and MacGyverbated.
by Prestoned October 3, 2012
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Macgyverbate

To use materials available that you wouldn't normally think of as masturbation aides
I had to rub one out quick so I had to Macgyverbate with a crescent wrench!
by 1970 ink slinger March 9, 2016
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