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MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA' 

JORDANNN FROM MYSPACE THATS A FUCKIN' STALKER.
MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA'=JORDAN
Jordan:
so remember when you said you liked me?
karlee: says:
uhhh, yeah.
Jordan says:
do you still at all?
Jordan says:
?
karlee: says:
uhmm, i dunno.
why?
karlee: says:
do you?
Jordan says:
yea... lol.
karlee: says:
ohhh, really?
Jordan says:
yeaa
Jordan says:
even when i waas dating the girl i wass..
Jordan says:
i still thought about you
karlee: says:
ohh, well thats kind of bad, isnt it?
you never talked to
Karlee says:
me when you were dating her, btw.
Jordan says:
wats bad?
Jordan says:
that i like you?
karlee: says:
no, that you thought that when you were with her.
Jordan says:
ohh i guess, but i couldnt stop it
karlee: says:
you said you thought about me.
so i asked,
what kind of thoughts?
Jordan says:
ohhh.
Jordan says:
uum lotss
karlee: says:
specific?
Jordan says:
well i kept thinking of how nice you are to me, and how i blew it with you, cause i like you alot, but im dumb and ruined it
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