My mum 

my mum needs, does and is a lot of things

You know who else needs supervision? MY MUM

My mum by tom10861 September 11, 2014

My mum 

A flower yee haw

My Mum likes to stick her penis in the dog

My mum by Yeyeyeyeyejuice October 5, 2019

My Mum 

A great lady 😹 looking at you mother

‘My Mum is so cool’

‘No she’s not fatty’

My Mum by FatAlfredFatFattyFat June 4, 2021

my mum 

it is represented as my mom

like my mum is op

my mum by ksomdsnods]l[dlskofdks March 15, 2022

My mum said to ignore people lol 

My mum said to ignore people lol

My mum said to ignore people lol

My mum said to ignore people lol by sdinaz October 23, 2023

My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess. 

My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess. They protect me lol read the words carefully I guess. Oh well this got nothing to do with English Urban Dictionary stop talking shit because you might fail your exam Singapore girl.

My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess.

My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess. by sdinaz October 27, 2023

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004