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my key
random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
my key by JOFFERPLAYS May 16, 2018
help my j key is broken
help my j key is broken by TheBroken10thLetterKey May 17, 2018
Key to my heart
key to my heart....
Is literally... a key worn ....close to someones heart ....that you gave them... they carry the one and only key.... to open ur heart
Is literally... a key worn ....close to someones heart ....that you gave them... they carry the one and only key.... to open ur heart
Wow u still have the key to my heart around ur neck....its been a year...and we r both still waiting......
Key to my heart by PRETTY IN COPPER July 26, 2017
Key to my leg
when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"
Key to my leg by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018
My dead cat ran over my keyboard
Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.
My dead cat ran over my keyboard by Beanafied May 12, 2020
my cat stepped on my keyboard
when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
my cat stepped on my keyboard by Mirukal October 17, 2020
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