MTVictim

1. Anyone who watches, buys a record from a band on, or goes to a concert featuring a band on MTV or modern music radio.

2. Anyone with the audacity to fancy themselves a "Thug", "Goth", "Trendy", "Teeny Bopper", "Skank", "Punk", "Raver", "Prep", "Skater", "Jock" or member of any other corporately solicited teenage social caste.

MTVictims are no different then each other, nor are they "expressing themselves" like the suits want them to believe. MTVictims are no smarter then each other. MTVictims are all part the lowest common denominator of society.

But look on the brightside you're all part of the majority.

Bobby's a popular preppy kid who listens to Britney Spears and thinks he's "the shit". He hates Betty who's a "punk rock skater" who does nothing but smoke weed, play Tony Hawk Pro Skater, and listen to good Charlotte and Avril Levigne all day. They both hate Brad because he's a "goth" who wears all black, listens to evil "satanic" bands like Linkin park and Slipknot and thinks his life is so tragic because his parents took away his weed instead of Betty's and won't buy him that new car for his 16th birthday so he can be one of the "popular kids". Then there is Willy who sold them the weed. He don't take no shit (or is that no shiz biatch?). Willy can't spell that good, (he uses made up words he got from 50 cent and Jay-Z). None of them can actually because being literate is illegal in todays society.

Bobby, Betty, Brad, and Willy are all MTVictims and should be either be heckled or outright disregarded if you see them or any of their friends out in society or on the internet. Remeber, willingly stupid people have no rights.

MTVictim by Hic April 5, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016