MOTO

(pronouced as a word: "mow-tow")

Master Of The Obvious: Someone who tries to come across as a skilled conversationalist, but due to stupidity or a shallow personality merely makes remarks about the (painfully) obvious.
John: "If everyone would just stop fighting, the world would be such a peaceful place!"

Jack: "Oh, what a brilliant observation, you MOTO."
by Magnus R October 11, 2005
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Moto Moto

he likes em big, he likes em chonkeh

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hippo 1: i think moto moto likes you ;)
moto moto: *rises out of water* i like em big, i like em chunkeh ;)
by krabbypattymotomoto February 26, 2019
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somethang big, chunky, and plumpy.
Person 1: I think moto moto likes you
Person 2: Mmmmh
by lagit March 01, 2019
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Moto Moto

The swexiest most amazing man you will ever meet. His smooth grey skin shudders to your gentle touch. His dark brown eyes gaze into your soul devouring all the negative thoughts in your brain making you feel hopeful. His deep gravely voice guiding your imagination to a tranquil place. Moto Moto's most convincing feature however is that lovely fish smell that flows out if his mouth and sends you spiraling into awe some believe Moto Moto's beautiful breath is an aphrodisiac some believe it's magic.
"Wow look at dat Moto Moto dere I really wanna shag im!"
by <3mark March 31, 2019
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Smooth player hippo with big thick dark eyebrows. Moto Moto means "Hot Hot".
Moto Moto is the BIGGEST hippo in Madagascar 2!

Moto Moto- the name so nice you say it twice!
by CartoonFan6595 September 20, 2009
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Its a muscular ans sexually appealing hippo.He often frequents watering holes and emerges only to seduce other hippos and to sing "Big and Chunky".
Damn that moto moto has a great ass. The hippo, the myth, the legend
by JamBeruFTW February 13, 2015
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Legit the only person besides shaggy that can beat thanos
Thanos: look at that hippo
Shaggy: that’s Moto Moto so nice u gotta say it twice and he’s here to destroy you
by Lazycoffee March 04, 2019
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