MOPD

MOP Disorder or Multiple Online Personality Disorder

A disorder affecting people who have a page on all the popular social networking sites.

In medical terms, a neurotic compulsion to create and maintain multiple online social network personae each of which becomes dominant and controls the behavior from time to time to the exclusion of the non-virtual personality.

I have like no idea what the weather was like today; I spent the whole day maintaining my MOPD—I guess I should embed a weather feed.

MOPD by Tony Hale May 12, 2008

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mopdep

to be moping whilst in depression

bro today got me feeling mopdep

mopdep by yahmmmmmyay May 23, 2018

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MOPD • Mopde • mopdep • Mopdive

Mopdive

A mopdive is when a guy has a lot of pubes and is rather overgrown and named so as well... sometimes with a lot of hair.. a cock can look like a mop!

Guys complain that girls don't do this sometimes and if a girl does it for a guy then a guy should do it for a girl! Just manners.
I dont wana be down on someone and get pubes in my teeth! I aint into flossing just like guys aint!

GET IT SORTED BOYS!! LOL

Omg he was minging! It was like totally mopdiving.

He was a mopdive.

Mopdive by MsBanani July 19, 2010

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Mopde

Forcing yourself to have no sense of humour just so that you can pretend someone way cooler than you isn't funny, when he so totally is.

Brock: Man, look at this funny shit.

Moe: Hm. I felt my face initiate smirk mode, then give up.

Brock: Smirk mode... or smirk mopde?

Mopde by Pete Marx October 23, 2012

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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