MOPD

MOP Disorder or Multiple Online Personality Disorder

A disorder affecting people who have a page on all the popular social networking sites.

In medical terms, a neurotic compulsion to create and maintain multiple online social network personae each of which becomes dominant and controls the behavior from time to time to the exclusion of the non-virtual personality.

I have like no idea what the weather was like today; I spent the whole day maintaining my MOPD—I guess I should embed a weather feed.

MOPD by Tony Hale May 12, 2008

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mopdep

to be moping whilst in depression

bro today got me feeling mopdep

mopdep by yahmmmmmyay May 23, 2018

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MOPD • Mopde • mopdep • Mopdive

Mopdive

A mopdive is when a guy has a lot of pubes and is rather overgrown and named so as well... sometimes with a lot of hair.. a cock can look like a mop!

Guys complain that girls don't do this sometimes and if a girl does it for a guy then a guy should do it for a girl! Just manners.
I dont wana be down on someone and get pubes in my teeth! I aint into flossing just like guys aint!

GET IT SORTED BOYS!! LOL

Omg he was minging! It was like totally mopdiving.

He was a mopdive.

Mopdive by MsBanani July 19, 2010

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Mopde

Forcing yourself to have no sense of humour just so that you can pretend someone way cooler than you isn't funny, when he so totally is.

Brock: Man, look at this funny shit.

Moe: Hm. I felt my face initiate smirk mode, then give up.

Brock: Smirk mode... or smirk mopde?

Mopde by Pete Marx October 23, 2012

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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