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A mopdive is when a guy has a lot of pubes and is rather overgrown and named so as well... sometimes with a lot of hair.. a cock can look like a mop!

Guys complain that girls don't do this sometimes and if a girl does it for a guy then a guy should do it for a girl! Just manners.
I dont wana be down on someone and get pubes in my teeth! I aint into flossing just like guys aint!

GET IT SORTED BOYS!! LOL
Omg he was minging! It was like totally mopdiving.

He was a mopdive.
by MsBanani July 18, 2010
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