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Monkey dance 

Where's Jim and Pam? They've been gone ages. Ag, they're probably doing the monkey dance as we speak.
Monkey dance by fuseon March 27, 2015

Monkey Dance 

An act being performed by someone's command which is meant to make superiorities look inferior to you.

Pronoun: A man forced government intruders on his device to perform a type of Monkey Dance.

Noun: I just forced a government whigger to do something funny and humiliating.
The governments performed the monkey dance infront of Jonathan. Also mentioned as the Whigger dance; it is multi-series act of performances and intrusions of devices. Say the Chinese government was targeting your device, and you see remote desktop control symptoms. It never happens before or after. But somehow you get them to do it again on command, many times. Whiggers is a word coming from an Adult Swim show, it means wind cyclone slaves (Humor on slavery).....look, it's not me that likes slavery; I just don't know what else to call it. This is coming from someone that has done this, proving this person has proven himself superior to intelligence agencies. This might as well be one of the most official definitions here.
Monkey Dance by Brian Swonson March 24, 2024

Monkey Dance

1. A dance conducted in which a person breakdances on top of a monkey which is breakdancing on a seagull that jumps on a whale.
"Peter performed the Monkey Dance for the talent show!"
Monkey Dance by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025

Monkey-Dance 

An awkward uncoordinated "dance" performed with a white guy and a super hot celebrity singer.
What are you doing? Don't you know how to dance? You're doing a monkey-dance.
Monkey-Dance by anarsh March 12, 2009

Monkey dance in a barrel 

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.

wild monkey dance 

lets g do the wild monkey dance
wild monkey dance by alan March 30, 2004
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