MONKEE HANDS

When Cryptocurrency BAN (Banano) pumps, Monkees are tempted to grab some quick potassium (profits) by selling their BAN bags.

However there are Monkees who have conquered their greed for potassium-profits and are unaffected by any pump. These Monkees keep hodling their BAN bags and these are called Monkees with MONKEE HANDS.

Whether BAN hits $1 or $10, I won't sell my BAN because I have MONKEE HANDS.

by bananobanano May 7, 2021

Monkey Hands

To have hands that are as tough as monkey hands.

Jeff has monkey hands... don't let him slap you!

by Israel (Roberto Gonzalez) August 26, 2005

Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.

No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.

by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Hand monkey

A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.

Damn Courtney, either smoke it or pass it. Stop being such a hand monkey; you're wasting the weed.

by D.Train August 22, 2010