MOBN
MOBN, simple as that.
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mobney
What snarky poker players call money. Originally a simple typo in an online boast made by ten-time world champion Phil Hellmuth, "I have ALL the glory, titles and ALL the mobney" the word "mobney" is currently used:
a) to humorously and indirectly refer to Phil Hellmuth without saying his name
b) to poke fun at another player or oneself for being arrogant or overconfident a la Hellmuth.
Other Hellmuth typos which have come into current usage in the poker community are "jopke", "morno" and "donkeys alwasy draw".
a) to humorously and indirectly refer to Phil Hellmuth without saying his name
b) to poke fun at another player or oneself for being arrogant or overconfident a la Hellmuth.
Other Hellmuth typos which have come into current usage in the poker community are "jopke", "morno" and "donkeys alwasy draw".
"You're just jealous of Phil! He has all the mobney and all the bracelets. Anyone who says otherwise is a JOPKE"
mobney by allogroomer March 19, 2007
MOBN3D
1. The act of trusting, using, or choosing Money over bitches, in the third dimension.
2. Can be used as a team name, given the team is the more stacked team in the league or conference, holding the "Money over Bitches" theme to be true, while the "3D" merely enhances the disparity between that team and all others. Playing a team with this name will definitely result in an MOBN3Ding, or horrific loss.
2. Can be used as a team name, given the team is the more stacked team in the league or conference, holding the "Money over Bitches" theme to be true, while the "3D" merely enhances the disparity between that team and all others. Playing a team with this name will definitely result in an MOBN3Ding, or horrific loss.
Doorway Mob'n
1.) Is used to describe the action of a male friend or female friend that while under the influence of alcohol, or other substance that would be considered a "downer" will get inconveniently stuck under the archway or doorframe in the most usedand or populated threshold, hallway, building or establishment.
Although, it provides something to hold your door up, it will also hold up your best friend when he or she is about to nod off unconscious or just needed support the alcohol thats turning in thier stomachs.
Although, it provides something to hold your door up, it will also hold up your best friend when he or she is about to nod off unconscious or just needed support the alcohol thats turning in thier stomachs.
Nater: You'll never guess why the bathroom line is so long?
Jessica: Why is it?
Nater: Feaking whitney is stuck Doorway Mob'n at the front!
Jessica: Yep, happens every time..
Jessica: Why is it?
Nater: Feaking whitney is stuck Doorway Mob'n at the front!
Jessica: Yep, happens every time..
Doorway Mob'n by TheoDonChalant January 6, 2026
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