Mma guru 

Fat jew who has committed various war crimes and was recently diagnosed with diabetes and leprosy

Mma guru is a dwarf

Mma guru by Nate_diaz is _shit December 5, 2020

MMA Guru 

A plus size mossad agent by the name of Kyle Antony Mee. He once served the high jewish order before the disappearance of his right hand man rigo.

The MMA Guru ate all the food in the buffet l

MMA Guru by OBESITY PIGJEW September 4, 2023

MMA guru 

A guy named Dan who does MMA(mixed martial arts) and Flexs at random periods in the day, acts like a mega douche, and Calls everyone a hater

Tommy: Watch out the MMA guru is coming
John: OMG His muscles
Dan: Step aside little girls...MUSCLE FLEX

MMA guru by Tomdawg October 4, 2010

The MMA Guru 

A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.

The mma guru is a man of red complexion

The MMA Guru by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022