A virginal ubernerd who lacks the social skills to make people like him or bed women; he ventures into the practices of "pick-up arts", bodybuilding, wearing a fedora (commonly known as "peacocking") and randomly insulting women and manginas from his keyboard in a fruitless attempt to woo the opposite sex and become more popular with people in general. His epic and lulzy fails at social approval keep him forever embroiled in a tragic and Promethean cycle of loserdom and isolation. His sexuality in question, this pathetic and ostracized creature shall evolve greater levels of SRS BSNS until he finally devotes 100% of his internet time to raging against Feminists.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A misogynistic nerd, generally a gamer.