Hopefully yours were produced by the famous mint man.
'Those mints melted my face. But that dubstep, that filthy, rotten, grub dub ate away at my brain.'
Fuck all night when I'm on that E,
shoulda popped 2 but tonight popped 3, (took 3 mints)
Roll so hard can't feel my knees,
5 in the morning ain't think about sleep
Mints are a candy that make you feel minty fresh. They bring people together, and are great presents. They are also very addictive and make your stomach feel slushy if you have too many. They also may cause you to throw up.
Obi: You have a problem with mints.
Chuck: I'm Chuck. Mints are amazing, and at least they aren't drugs.
Obi: True, true.
Person 1: Ay you got mints?
Chuck: Na I don't have any
Person 1: Yes you do, I hear them in your pocket
Chuck: Fine
Person 1: Thank you
Person 1: Here's a bag of mints
Person 2: Damn, thank you bud!
Person 1: No problem!
A code word for condoms made up at a hotel party in 2005 by a group of teenage boys when they purchased condoms from a gas station that was near the hotel most of them were use as water balloons that night but one of the teens saved two and brought them to school where he proceeded to pill them up with soap to make it look like jizz then put it in his Ex girlfriends locker (none of the condoms were used in a gay way)
Guy 1- We need to think of a word to say condoms without your dad knowing we have them
Guy 2- Hmmm let me think......condom.....condoments!!!
Guy 1- To obvious
Guy 3 (Walks In With Lifesaver Mint)- Hey guys whats up?
Guy 1 & 2- MINTS!!!!!!!!!
and that is how mints became a code word for condoms
When you take a mint from your fellow broski's shoe but when you go to eat it, it tastes more moist then usually does. YUMMY!!
Summer: "Hey , can I have a mint???"
Milana: * Pulls out mint from shoe* "Yeah sure, here you go..."
Summer: "EW!!! I can taste the sweat on this mint!"
Milana: " Oh sorry I forgot to wear socks today, I guess I only have sweaty mints"
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.