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minecoins by IIIIIllllllIIllI December 1, 2020
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Minecoins
A form of in-game currency found and used in Minecraft bedrock edition. They are used to buy skins, mapacks, mods and stuff you usually could download for free if you use the Java edition of Minecraft. The only way to get them is by spending money on them.
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minecoins
Minecraft money. Used by epic Minecrafters on Bedrock Edition. However, “free minecoins” are a scam!
Guy 1: Yo, mate, how many minecoins does it cost?
Guy 2: As many as it takes for you to buy Java Edition.
Or…
Kid: I want some free minecoins but mum won’t let me have her credit card number.
Paedophile: Hey kid, come in my Pedocar for some minecoins.
Kid: Okay.
(*pedo fucks kid and kills him*)
Everyone: Oh shit, should have remembered stranger danger and the fact that you already got minecoins at Christmas, stupid!
Guy 2: As many as it takes for you to buy Java Edition.
Or…
Kid: I want some free minecoins but mum won’t let me have her credit card number.
Paedophile: Hey kid, come in my Pedocar for some minecoins.
Kid: Okay.
(*pedo fucks kid and kills him*)
Everyone: Oh shit, should have remembered stranger danger and the fact that you already got minecoins at Christmas, stupid!
minecoins by TheRealMinecrafter July 21, 2022
free minecoins
an eight year old playing on their moms i pad and wanting to look cool with new skins and cosmetics. They also want some girls.
MUMMY CAN I HAVE CREDIT CARD SOMEONE SAID FREE MINECOINS FOR CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. THEY SAID FREE GIRLS ME HAVE NO GIRLS PLS!!!!!!
free minecoins by Savage_Tortoise666 May 24, 2022
Minecoin
the mineish currency
Minecon Earth
Mojang's way of cancelling the original Minecon and replacing it with something "better", when we all know that the original Minecon was awesome.*
Mojang faced a lot of criticism, but at least now the 1% of people who play minecraft but are (somehow) grown up don't have to hang out with retarded kids anymore.
*awesome for cringe compilations
Mojang faced a lot of criticism, but at least now the 1% of people who play minecraft but are (somehow) grown up don't have to hang out with retarded kids anymore.
*awesome for cringe compilations
Person 1: "Hey, are you going to Cringec- Minecon this year too?"
Person 2: "Nah, they cancelled it and replaced it with Minecon Earth, now I can be lazy and watch all of it from home."
Person 2: "Nah, they cancelled it and replaced it with Minecon Earth, now I can be lazy and watch all of it from home."
Minecon Earth by YouCanRead February 10, 2018
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