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MILFitia [milf-ish-a] 

A small group of extremely attractive middle age women who fight the battle against staying loyal to their husbands through having as many sexual encounters with others as possible. These "others" are also known as "POS", or Prisoners of Sex. They are forced (willingly) to fuck the shit out of each member of the MILFitia. The members of a MILFitia often are seen at beaches with their children, in the frozen food section at a shopping center without the restriction of a bra, and at the local soccer games cheering their kids on every thursday night in their short shorts and tight tank top. Their seductive tactics help to avoid the use of weapons. They prefer to use the power of sex to fight their battles.
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Milfitious

An adjective form of the noun milf. It describes a woman with the essence of milf. Usually she is curvy mysterious and stressed from her kids. Ly can be added to then end to form an adverb.
“Damn that lady is milfitious.”

“Stacys mom entered the room milfitiously.”
Milfitious by PiperXAndrew July 31, 2022

milfifisation 

when you make someone into a milf
"im using the milfifisation technique on my oc"
"absolute milf"
milfifisation by lunanixe April 22, 2021

MILFitize 

I am going to MILFitize her
MILFitize by SupAwesomeHere August 31, 2022

milkitis 

I suffer from milkitis
milkitis by milk_1 January 29, 2023

milkitis 

Do you or a loved one suffer from Milkitis?
milkitis by milk_1 January 29, 2023
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