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An MIA mom is "missing in action." She is totally unavailable for her kid or teachers. MIA moms are not there on the first day of school, back to school night, open house, and can't be reached for conferences.
Marissa's mother is an MIA mom. We've called home three times and the Vice Principal even went to her apartment to try to find her. Actually, we don't know if Marissa even has a mom. Related to helicopter mom, SCUD parent.
MIA mom by MathTeacherGuy May 11, 2008
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Certificato Mamma Mia Momento 

Gabriel: *takes pasta*
Ethan: I'm never gonna see it again! Certificato mamma mia momento!

Mia Moment

(drunk) Mia: "I want to fall asleep in your arms Lewis <3
Lewis: "You will
Sese: "What a Mia Moment
Mia Moment by TheRealSese April 21, 2019

momma mia 

A phrase from the main character in the video game Mario.
Mario say's momma mia in video games.
momma mia by yt_dipceladopela March 24, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008