MHJ 

Stands for Mary Holo Jane

Have you seen the new gamedesign from MHJ?

MHJ by 10110010100 September 14, 2017

MHJ 

Stands for Mediocre Hand Job

Let's hit up some bars, meet some chicks and hopefully get some MHJ's.

MHJ by Adams Hall April 10, 2007

MHJ 

My Heart Jumped

I saw the zombie and mhj...

MHJ by LRG43 May 21, 2022

mhjgs

My Heart Just Got Stabbed

when someone makes you feel really bad...when you feel like you're going to be sick because of something someone said to you

Jenna: Hey, I really like you...
Warren: I really don't like you, can you go away?
Jenna: mhjgs

mhjgs by McFly613x April 16, 2009

Mhjgb 

My hart just got broke

When so one say then do not like you mhjgb

Mhjgb by Cocor4Badie March 19, 2021

bn mhjbmn hhnbgjm bghjnv bghnv j 

The string of text that Quinn makes when he headbangs his keyboard

You: Hi guys!
Quinn: bn mhjbmn hhnbgjm bghjnv bghnv j

bn mhjbmn hhnbgjm bghjnv bghnv j by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn June 14, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005