metal pipe 

A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick

Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition

metal pipe by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

Metal Pipe 

Boing

"i just hit a guy with a Metal Pipe

Metal Pipe by TyreseNiggerson January 23, 2024

falling metal pipe 

when the metal pipe falls over it goes something like:
dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun

person 1: BRO WATCH OUT THAT METAL PIPE BOUTTA FALL
person 2: AH HELL NAH I DIDNT WATCH IT
the falling metal pipe from across the room: dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun

falling metal pipe by waoighowegh April 15, 2023

metal cvc pipe 

either its short and undesirable or long and hard and desirable

this is SUCH a LONG HARD AND FIRM metal CVC pipe

metal cvc pipe by bobthebuilderinmybed69 April 21, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019