Ments 

1. A way of life. Hate everyone, but love the thought of liking everyone.

I'm a Ments. Kill me.

Ments by NotMents7 June 1, 2005

Ments 

A word used to describe someone/something so mental that it has to be shortened to 'ments'.

Taj- "Did u see that fight at lunch???"
Lee- "Ye it was well ments!!!"

Sam- "Mum just got well angry at me"
Brooke- "Ikr, she was acting ments"

Ments by BazzaH October 13, 2013

Ments 

Ments are ridiculous things that people say or do that are likely meme-worthy or necessary to make fun of.

I'm driving through the great state of Indiana during an ice storm on New Year's Day for the ments.

Ments by AJKray August 14, 2022

Ments 

Short for the word mental

Did you hear what Shannon got up to last night ? Yh I heard it was ments

Ments by Lchoppa November 15, 2022

Chode-ments 

A moment in time where one is being a chode.

He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.

Chode-ments by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. 

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

have the meats 

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.

“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

have the meats by young cove seasoning June 23, 2022