Maurie

A Maurie is a sexy know it all but, as you get to know her you will realize she is actually really nice and kind, she’s still really fucking hot though, when you see her she’ll make you smile for way more than one reason.

Damn did you see that girl she is such a Maurie.

by Maurieeeeeeeee November 7, 2019

Mauri

The favorite child of every family.

Mom, who do you love more? Me or Mauri?

Of course I love Mauri more!

by idekdog December 29, 2018

Maury

Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.

Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*

by Daniel.Druff January 18, 2008

Maury

A entertaining show that 98% of the time shows that the Human race is doomed.

"I'm so sorry. I had sex with your father 20 times and your brother 13 times during our marriage, and there is a chance you are not our babies daddy!"

"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"

by Meijer's! January 3, 2006

Maury

Television show that makes me sad knowing so many kids
have slut moms and unknown daddys :)

You are not the father
- Maury

by thenotoriousCYN_ May 7, 2008

Mauri

An adjective often used to describe an amazing friend, a gorgeous person, or someone you wish you had. See also, Maurilicious, Maurielicious.

A: Did you see that girl?!

B: Yeah, she's a Mauri.

by Maurissa April 20, 2008

maury

The most brain-damaging show on the planet.

Paul: I just watched Maury, and now my brain's starting to melt!

Akoua: Ya I know.

by Akoua-san June 21, 2007