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magazines 

Code name for ecstasy. Usually in refrence to more than 2.
when we gettin them magazines.
magazines by JOHN_P January 14, 2005
Words you can keep

dirty magazines

Many of us like dirty magazines
dirty magazines by loco asshole February 6, 2005

Underworld Magazines 

One of the largest International Art Magazines on the planet. They feature any type of underground art, and you will only find it on their online magazine.
Jordan:"That Underworld Magazines has some nice reviews this week".
Julio:"I know, i read it and it was so good. What a good International Art Magazine".

NFT Magazine 

NFT Magazine also known as non-fungible token magazine is the world's leading news source of NFT Alpha on the web for non-fungible token investors to access the latest NFT, cryptocurrency, blockchain news, and market updates.

NFT Mag is a magazine founded in 2021 by JetSet, TheBlondeJon and Joey Sendz.
Joey Sendz: Yo bro we should start a NFT Magazine and talk about monkey jpeg pictures. What do you think?

Josh King Madrid: Yooo bro I’m down let’s freaking do it. Who should we put on the front cover bro?

TheBlondeJon: I got it!

JoeySendz: who?

TheBlondeJon: $c@m B@nkrun-Fr@ud HAHAH! Just kidding… ahahah but seriously let’s throw some bored apes on nft magazine one time

Everyone: *bust into laughing*

JetSet: That was a Good one. I’m down to put bored ape monkey jpegs on nftmagazine com
NFT Magazine by therkoi November 20, 2022

Blender Magazine 

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.
Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)

DOOM! Magazine 

Magazine known for asking everyone they interview how they'll survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
DOOM! Magazine: "How would you survive the Zombie Apocalypse?"

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Cassandra Peterson): "Well, like I always say, if you can’t beat them, join them. First I would beat them, I’d beat the crap out of them, then if that didn’t work, I’d join them. And then I’d go to Disneyland!"

magazine clip 

The most advanced and powerful way yet to store ammunition in a firearm. The only system currently using it is the state of the art Ghost Gun(c) (exclusively found in California) wich is invisible to metal detectors and has ability to disperse with the 30 cal magazine clip in half a second. This gives it an effective fire-rate of 3600 rounds per minute, only surpassed by the Gatling-family of machine-guns.
"This is a Ghost Gun(c). It has ability with a 30-caliber magazine clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. Thirty magazine clip in half a second.” - California State Senator Kevin de Leon.
magazine clip by Dakka-Mek February 20, 2014
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