M80'd
when a mans penis (usually after swimming in a cold pool) becomes incredibly small and could in a way be related to an m80 firecracker.
M80'd by juggalohomie24 July 14, 2011
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M80’d
I went to the pawnshop at 2 AM to try to get some cash, and they gave me $40 for my Glock. They took an M80, shoved it up my asshole, and detonated it! I’ll never go back they’re, I got M80’d!
M80’d by TheLoaners April 10, 2025
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M80’d
Person 1: Don’t go to that pawnshop, they’ll offer you $50 for your $500 gun you’ll get absolutely M80’d.
Person 2: what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: they’ll take an M80, rub some Vaseline on it, and shove it up your asshole and let it rip as they hand you a $50 bill.
Person 2: well it’s probably your fault for going to a pawnshop at two in the morning on a Wednesday, of course you’re gonna get m80’d, the only people there are crackheads feening for their next fix, or hookers trying to spell shit they stole from their John’s.
Person 2: what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: they’ll take an M80, rub some Vaseline on it, and shove it up your asshole and let it rip as they hand you a $50 bill.
Person 2: well it’s probably your fault for going to a pawnshop at two in the morning on a Wednesday, of course you’re gonna get m80’d, the only people there are crackheads feening for their next fix, or hookers trying to spell shit they stole from their John’s.
M80’d by TheLoaners April 10, 2025
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026