lynchian 

adj. - having the same balance between the macabre and the mundane found in the works of filmmaker David Lynch.

a lynchian juxtaposition of perversion with americana.

lynchian by cygnet74 September 29, 2004

lynchian 

Referring to a certain quality of the works of film director David Lynch. You have no fucking clue what's going on, but you know it's genius.

Did Dennis Hopper just fucking whip out an oxygen mask right before he started talking to that chick's pussy? What the fuck is happening? This is fucking genius. LYNCHIAN.

lynchian by imlynchian September 2, 2012

lynchian 

1.Any fan of David Lynch, An odd ball film director who directed such films as, Mulholland drive, Blue velvet, eraser.. etc..
2.The specific style that David Lynch, which is usually odd or weird, but original.

The fishheaded midget running around the oval room backwards while constantly changing color then finally turning into water was really lynchian.

lynchian by Pawnzo February 15, 2003

Lynchian education

Noun. A universal paradigm of adolescent education. The Lynchian teacher is very strong in his or her opinions and expects students to agree with him or her. If in a classroom setting, grades are usually based on subjectively-graded papers. Papers are reflective of (1) how much the subject material agrees with the teacher's personal views, and (2) the worth of the student in the teacher's eyes. Usually, this results in students getting a single grade on every paper regardless of content.

No curves are instituted in a Lynchian classroom. 100% is restricted to the student the instructor feels "deserves" it the most. Despite these flaws, Lynchian educators are usually looked up to by fellow academics as models of "awesomeness" or "tradition."

Mr. Salmonelli is a good guy, but his commitment to Lynchian education worries many students.

Lynchian education by ZZZtofjd October 25, 2010

Lynchian Head Fuck 

Occurs during or after watching one of the works of Filmmaker David Lynch, when the astutley observed, nightmarish portrayal of the true nature of the human condition causes such a level of identification with the protagonist(s), that one suffers their fate and (either momentarily or on a prolonged, recurrent basis) begins to question the reality of his or her surroundings, relationships, actions and the time-space continuum itself.

I watched Inland Empire the other day, the room 47 scene spun me into a Lynchian Head Fuck.

Lynchian Head Fuck by HerNewCamaro December 31, 2009

Lynchian Pussy

A male-to-female transgender penis. A synonym for girldick.

"I want to suck her lynchian pussy"

Lynchian Pussy by Belle Celeste January 19, 2021

Lynchian Titty Scenario 

An ambiguous scenario you cannot truly ever know the truth of, typically revolving around titties.

She didn’t know whether or not he really did stare at her tits; it was a Lynchian Titty Scenario.

Lynchian Titty Scenario by rhiannonsmellslikeanthony April 5, 2021